bathroom bandit 

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

bathroom bandit by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

bean bandit 

A racist term for hispanics/mexicans because all they do is eat beans.

Person 1: Look at that mexican eat that bean burrito!
EviL: What a fucking bean bandit!

bean bandit by kthxBYE! August 26, 2006

Silly Bandit 

n. A person who specializes in stealing Silly Bandz. These thieves mainly target young children, often while their victims are displaying or trading their Silly Bandz, leaving them vulnerable. They may also act in marauding gangs, suddenly and sometimes violently attacking their victims without warning.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen my Silly Bandz? I swear I had a choo-choo train, a poodle and a unicorn just a second ago!

Guy 2: Nah, bro. Must have been a Silly Bandit. Gotta watch out, those thugs are everywhere!

Silly Bandit by Mr. Longstride June 17, 2010

Smokey and the Bandit 

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

Smokey and the Bandit by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

ass bandit 

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

ass bandit by John Milanese June 11, 2006

grundle bandit 

Someone whose sole purpose in life is to munch grundle.

That bitch is such a freak, she loves licking my gooch. She is known as the neighborhood grundle bandit.

grundle bandit by ReasyweezyE July 27, 2009

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit 

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005