bloats Mcgoats

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

Batshit Breeding

When a batshit crazy woman sexually assaults a teenage boy in an attempt to impregnate herself and creates more hellspawn. This process is then repeated for several generations in an attempt to create the Anti-Christ.

Man1: Hey where were you last night

Man2: I had to fight of one of women batshit breeding

by JsLovehandles August 28, 2014

Beats the fuck out of me

When someone ask you a question and you don’t know the answer to it

“Hey how’s Johnny doing”
“Beats the fuck out of me man”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018

i am batshit insane

you are batshit insane

you

your parents are dissatisfied

guy 1: I am batshit insane
guy 2: ok

by no boomers August 13, 2022

Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009

bats

This means: a guy that is gay, a shorter way of saying "batty man."

Jay: Na im not gonna roll with that boy no more!
Jade: OH!! why not he's my mate
Jay: NAA you need to check your boy he's bats!!
Jade: SO!! whats wrong with that??
Jay: he puts his dick in that arse what's not wrong with it

by Fallacy May 14, 2005