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The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
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Battle of the miraculous

A tragic series finale to season 3 of miraculous ladybug, it it upset the fandom so bad The hashtag “CancelAdrienAgreste” surfaced on twitter
Bella“What are your thoughts on the ending of season 3 the battle of the miraculous

Flora:“It was garbage, and hope the ending to season 4 is better than that tragic ending”

Bella:“Did you literally see what adrien did?”

Flora:“It had me gagging”
by Ummmmmmm?? October 16, 2019
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Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady
I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.
Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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battle skye

The ability to use Skye in a very aggressive matter. Everything from throwing pop flashes to fake flashes. Battleskyes can do it all. The term made is synonymous with Professional VALORANT player "Subroza" from TSM.
That boy Roza playing skye as a duelist. He really a battle skye SHEEEEEEEEESH
by khaosbob April 17, 2021
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Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc
guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"
by reubeno May 5, 2021
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Lose the battle

When you have to take a shit really bad but nowhere near a toilet so you have to focus on not shitting yourself
Yo bro you good? Nah man if I don’t get home quick enough ima lose the battle
by Atwerkingfetus September 9, 2022
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