Ball Fuck

1.) to have sex with one's balls. 2.) masturbating the penis on a scrotum, often with the aid of a water-soluble lubricant. 3.) placing your penis on a pair of balls while one nut is flopped over the top of the penis creating a ball tunnel in which to have sex with.

My boyfriend's asshole is on the rag so we had to ball fuck.

Last night my boyfriend was riding me reverse cowgirl and pointed his boner downward so he could ball fuck me.

by StewartKeiserNovak January 22, 2010

ball bag eyes

a term used for having eye sockets saggy enough that u could fit testicals in them

mighty fine lookin ball bag eyes you got there

by oldanielson February 1, 2009

Ball Cage

Describes the protective "cage" you form with your hand around your balls when somebody (possible a sibling or friend) wants to throw, shoot, or hit you with something. In your mind you have concluded that this projectile will cause minimal damage if it hits most places on your body; however you have also concluded if it happens to hit your sack, it could cause major damage, projectile vomiting, and possibly public shame. So with fingers spread wide and slightly curled in, and every muscle in your hand flexing to absorb the possible blow, you stand there like an idiot, and let something hit you. But it's OK because you know deep down in your heart that at least your balls will live to see another day.

"Hey man take off your shirt and let me shoot you with my paint ball gun from across the yard."

"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)

(friend FIRES quickly)

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"

by McFool April 30, 2010

Ball Camel Toe

Expression used when a guy wears an extremly tight PE short (or any short for physical activity), in which the short's crotch actually "cuts" the scrotum sac in two, making it look like an actually camel toe. The "Ball Camel Toe" effect is only complete when it looks like a camel toe and the penis is bent upwards due to the lack of resting/hanging space.

Cako used a PE short that used to fit him well in Second Grade the other day during PE class, which made him get a Ball Camel Toe. It was nasty...

by Ignacio Duran July 28, 2008

ball goggles

n./adj. (Scot. pron. "baw goggles") A deviant sexual practice wherein one covers his partner's eyes with his clockweights. Most probably popularised due to the humiliation factor for the blinded partner.

I couldn't believe my luck when my girlfriend's sister asked me to give her a pair of ball goggles for her birthday!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Ball State

Alma Mater of David Letterman, Joyce DeWitt, Garfield creator Jim Davis, and Papa John's founder John Schnatter. Ball State is known for being the birthplace of the popular internet video which featured the phrase "Boom goes the dynamite!" Also, Ball State is known for having a terrible football team.

I would rather Ball U. (for Ball State University) than I.U. (meaning Indiana University)

by buttsman May 1, 2006

ball fish

Semen, sperm, wad, jizz, junk, load, cum, spooge, spunk, you know that protein packed gob of goo.

Dude I shot my ball fish all up in her grill!

by RandP13 June 16, 2006