Aalborg

Denmark's cocaine capital

I'm gonna buy some cocaine in Aalborg

by joebidome February 28, 2022

abortedfetus133

abortedfetus133 is a meme account on instagram run by a mischievous arab person. They are extremely sexy and beautiful. They also spam post on their story my little pony fan art, random memes, vents and more. If their story isnt dots then they’re probably dead. They love their oomfies very much and are also very gay. They sometimes say strange things like they want to fuck mlp characters or even huggy wuggy however dont be scared!!! They are justa little bit mentally ill. They are being themselves and you shouldnt be mean to them or their oomfies will find you and kill you.

oomfie 1: “Damn who is that sexy mischievous arab person standing over there”
oomfie 2: bruh thats obviously abortedfetus133 are you stupid *shoots them*

by Queenamazingperson May 19, 2022

Alber

One of the coolest people on this planet. Everyone looks up to him. He's the most attractive person, has the best hair. Gets all the women and has so much rizz. Great at all sports and is academically smart.

Random person: I wish i could be more like Alber

by NotAlber December 19, 2022

Abortnite royale

When your friend got a kill streak of two in one shot and paid to win + stop spawn camping

Husband: Hes cracked there’s only one left
Wife: Got em
Husband: LETS GO W ABORTNITE ROYALE

by Riles.x2 May 21, 2023

Conversation Abortion

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"

Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.

by ellamine October 20, 2009

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

to abort an aberration

to start doing something, epiphanetically realize that it's meaningless and/or retargerous, then aborting your project because you don't to suffer the subsequent negative consequences.

if, without engineering knowledge, you are going to build a electric chair in your basement, you better be prepared to abort an aberration

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015