When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
by Hadito December 16, 2008
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He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.
He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.
-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.
by psrg January 23, 2014
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wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009
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by Squadam August 28, 2006
Get the drop you like alfredo mug.Usually stinky and ugly, likes girls younger than him. He talks a load of rubbish all of the time and believes he is the baddest on the road
by Jacob nob nob May 17, 2019
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Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.
by TylerC101 December 9, 2008
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Name given to the members who are those certain lesbians that never cease to let the world know of their anger. ALFA is organised into branches, each branch being led by a Queen ALFA.
They tend to enjoy making both witticisms and titticisms about the male species from behind newspapers, Germaine Greer books or Sylvia Plath anthologies, along with frequent overt sexual behaviour to display their dominance over both other females (as an ALFA-female) and the typical alpha male.
Name given to the members who are those certain lesbians that never cease to let the world know of their anger. ALFA is organised into branches, each branch being led by a Queen ALFA.
They tend to enjoy making both witticisms and titticisms about the male species from behind newspapers, Germaine Greer books or Sylvia Plath anthologies, along with frequent overt sexual behaviour to display their dominance over both other females (as an ALFA-female) and the typical alpha male.
by beakyy February 26, 2011
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