Get my smurf on

To whack someone in the face with your penis.

Steve's staying tonight, looks like imma get my smurf on.

by Duffman FTW January 4, 2011

get some teat

get something to eat in appalachianese

ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!

by michael foolsley August 25, 2010

get up threw

when you run away from something u get up thew.

I get up threw when the police was coming.

by curtis15 December 24, 2008

get your gee

To acquire a little pussayyyyy for one's self.

Finbar: "Are you gonna get your gee tonight, Fintan?"
Fintan: "Yes. I am going to get my gee."

Mrs. McGhee: "Did you get your gee last night, Fintan?"
Fintan: "I'll get your gee now in a minute."

Fintan's Missus: "If you're headed down to the shop will you call into Finbar's house and get my gee?"
Fintan: ".............. what?"
Fintan's Missus: "Me bleedin' gee! I left it at Finbar's house last night."
Fintan: "You cheating whore!"
Fintan's Missus: "What?! Fuck you! I only brought it over coz he had no one else to play with."
Fintan: "You skank-ass bitch ho! Fuck this for a bag of cats!"

*storms out, marches to Finbar's house*

Fintan: "Where is it?! Where's her bleedin' gee you fuckin' pimp-face cuntmonger!"
Finbar: "What in the name of jaysus..."
Fintan: "Relinquish the gee! You gee-snatching... oh no wait I think she said Wii. Did she leave her Wii here?"
Finbar: "Yes."
Fintan: "Oh right. Seeya so."

(don't ask what the fuck that was about)

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

To get someone’s goat

To marry someone to get their goat

Uncle jack wanted to marry miss Maudie to get her goat to get someone’s goat

by Hiddenfigures February 10, 2018

get my sandwich on

This means that someone does not want to be disturbed. This could be while, but not restricted to, eating or making a sandwich.

Ie. wife: "Honey do you know where the remote is?"

Husband: "Hoe! Let me get my sandwich on!"

by Mac P October 14, 2013

Getting some on the side

when a dude fucks a woman, or another dude, in their colostomy hole.

"when she got out of the hospital after the accident nothing was open for business below her waist, she had a colostomy"

"that must be awful."

"yah, he fucks the hole"

"nice, getting some on the side"

by Louie Cipher December 17, 2011