Dicked Down

Dicked down: To have sex with a guy, To get some dick, To get laid, To shag baby!

I just got dicked down.

by PondPrincess1 November 13, 2016

dick butterflies

Like butterflies in your stomach...only in your dick.

"That bird is so fit she gave me dick butterflies."

by Chris Fathead September 16, 2014

dick cheney

A term for a sexual encouter involving two males and a female where one male's ejaculate misses the intended target (the woman) and hits the other male.

Alwin had poor self control and accidentaly Dick Cheney'ed Kurt while pounding Kira from behind.

by Steoff May 22, 2006

Dick Cheney

He is Lord Voldemort incarnate...

Dick Cheney is a jerk!

by My name is Mud June 27, 2006

dick weed

1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant

Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!

by PamieLynne May 17, 2005

dick whiped

1. When a woman can't live without getting dicked once a day by her man.

Tracy threw a fit cause her boyfriend wouldn't have sex with her today and demanded he have sex with her tomorrow.

by Riley Hoffpauir March 6, 2005

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009