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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
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Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits
When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
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War Hands

An older male who punches things in anger and doesn't feel it.
Man, Clint Eastwood has war hands in Gran Torino.
by Snerrak December 13, 2010
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Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
by Hloff October 6, 2021
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Norwegian hand

Reaching over the table to get something under a meal without asking for someone to sending it.
Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"

Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you
by Some random Norwegian person August 26, 2023
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Hands on hip

Hand on hip normally occurs around 12 pm after a gung ho morning commute
If he is not cutting corners he's got his hands on hip gearing up for a 2pm bar pass
by Jpizz52 September 24, 2020
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hand slut

Someone who gives lots of hand jobs
by Mr Rogers007 October 10, 2016
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