dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
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