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Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.
Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.
by ClancyJones May 28, 2013
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Nakatory status

The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.

Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.

Gabby: Sure, twatt.

Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.

Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.

Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status

Gabby: what's Nakatory status?

Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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Apu station

An Apu station is a gas station/ convenience store that is owned and operated by people of middle-eastern descent. Named after the character "Apu" on the Simpsons.
That Exxon on Main Street is definitely an Apu station!
by Amous January 2, 2014
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waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.
" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..
by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014
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Trojan Status

/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 6, 2014
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Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.
by coolcatdid March 4, 2014
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