Holes

If the captain of a ship isn't willing to throw somebody drilling holes in it when nobody is looking overboard nobody is going to be willing. So how much more drilling, conspiring, or jumping ship should everyone else continue to tolerate before waking up?

Holes will sink a ship about as fast as loose lips.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Fire In The Hole

When a man and woman are fucking in doggy position, the man reaches over and grabs a candle, shoves the lit candle in the woman’s ass, and yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.

“yo what’d you do last night” “ it got wild, finally pulled off a fire in the hole”

by FreakyPyro June 15, 2022

Little J-Hole

One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…

WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM

Yo!
Let’s do shots - pass the Jose Cuervo… Nah
Little J-Hole is a twat and won’t do any

by JohnnyBrazzer January 4, 2024

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”

by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

Siberian holes

The vagina and anus of a Russian woman. Very useful for pouring vodka into.

I gently poured my vodka in to my wife's Siberian holes.

by H4XOR13 January 30, 2020

silver bullet holes

What da Lone Ranger produces from plinking Coors Light cans for target-practice.

As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023