kidz bop 

the perfect way to take a good song and uglify the shit out of it. seriously, why dont you just make a "chipmunk" version of it???? i just saw a commercial for the newest CD and heard adam lambert's very good song Whataya Want From Me. WAY TO TOTALLY DESTROY A PERFECT SONG!

justing beiber: so, how good am i at singing?
Person: you sound like you belong on kidz bop!

kidz bop by your faces moms foots eye July 10, 2010

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

Shelf kids 

A very dedicated group of people, who sat on the cobra's "shelf", staying up on stickam all night to watch cobra starship on the cobrahcam while they were making music. She kids participated in Taco Tuesday, and watched Ryland pwn at WOW. Shelf kids know how to hold ammusing conversations without putting up with spammers.

We the shelf kids have been sitting on this shelf for way too long ! We want to watch another jam session.

Shelf kids by Lindsey598 January 22, 2009

YouTube Kids 

An app that parents of young children download to let their kids watch Youtube. Basically, Karen thinks it’s “appropriate”, just wait until these kids get older and look back! It’s all a sign of crappy parenting.

Karen (and every other soccer mom): I don’t let MY little angels watch vulgar content. Thanks YouTube Kids!

YouTube Kids: “Elsa Having Sex With Spiderman!”

YouTube Kids by Surfin’ The Internet January 7, 2020

kidz bop 

the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever dumbass thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed

person #1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man!!!"
person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"

kidz bop by me! January 4, 2005

Popular Kids

In Britain, popularity seems to be different to in the US. Instead of wealthy or never seeming to feel pain, these low-life individuals normally have split-up families, are almost always working class and are what a lot of people call 'chavs'.

The girls dress like prostitutes, are usually thick and are total bitches to everyone but other popular kids.

The guys always act tuff and are almost always into rugby or football. The normally put on low voices and are normally chavvy themselves. The push people around in the corridor like bulldozers and are all-round general dickheads.

Hey, you see those popular kids? Complete dickheads.

Popular Kids by coolguy54 January 27, 2013

kool kids klan 

An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.

Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?

kool kids klan by maxatron December 23, 2008