A old ass bitch who is usually fat who goes online to find younger men as she pretended to be a younger woman. She can go on chatrooms, AIM, sometimes even World of Warcraft. She is not too much of a threat it is just annoying when You want to meet Cyndi at a bar and you end up meeting Gladys.
Martha was an E-shank as she woul stay up chatting to younger men while living in a studio apartment with her daughter.
by Tanner L. December 25, 2007
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Get the the letter of the day is emug. A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.
Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023
Get the Keys without the Emug. 
The fifth letter of the English Alphabet, but also a dead meme that was never funny in the first place and will never be funny.
There are many notable things in life that begin with the letter E, such as Elephants, Eggs, Ethanol, Electricity, Eagles, Expiration dates, Elections, Exercise, among many other things.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 15, 2021
Get the Emug. At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
Get the M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Qmug. by Xx_PUSSY DECIMATOR_xX June 2, 2020
Get the Emug.