Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Douche canoe

A person who is being an absolute retard

Landen is a fucking douche canoe

by Harrysavage January 23, 2023

Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.

You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.

by El Barbón March 15, 2023

douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023

Douchebag

A syringe used for douching a vagina

Hey, come check out my Douchebag!

by hw1818 May 20, 2023

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 23, 2023

Douche

A kind of douche: a privileged person who doesn't know they're privileged and who thinks in terms of refining a brand for themselves through purchases made with discretionary income. They also adopt and discard opinions in pursuit of their ever evolving brand. One clue to the douche personality: everything they wear is fairly new because they're always tweaking their brand, fiddling with new things they can afford to buy. A douche loves passing tests and going for brass rings, acquiring markers of success. They are self-centered strivers and usually clever and worldly. For them, the world is primarily a place where they can consume and win at status games.

He/She is a classic douche. He/She is only interested in apartments south of 96th St that reflect their success and cleverness and where they can hang out with other douches so they can deplore people's non-pc ideas and feel good about themselves.

by MH1979 June 1, 2023