Definitions by møøsedrøøl

douché canoe 

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

douché canoe by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023