Definitions by Swiftyoldboy
Salt demons
Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
Salt demons by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
Bedazzled loneliness
A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.
Bedazzled loneliness by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
Bedazzled loneliness
A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world.
Bedazzled loneliness by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
Bedazzled loneliness
A single person, with no romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Bedazzled loneliness by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
Afro Cannon
Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
Afro Cannon by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
Dog Chad
Someone who is Chad, Chad-like or displaying Chad-like qualities but fails to garner the respect of Chad. Therefore denoting his status to Dog Chad. Respectfully a Chad but remains unvalidated in his belief.
Being Dog Chad is a tougher existence than Tyrone would have you believe.
Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.
Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.
Dog Chad by Swiftyoldboy January 31, 2023