Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage

"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"

by Swiftyoldboy June 14, 2024

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023

Flinger

Someone who flings.

That guy has so many flings. Flinging himself around town. He's a major flinger.

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023

Cuckdog

A cuckold so cucked that other cucks have contempt for.

To become so slovenly and lowly, that is reduced to cuckdog status, is a miserable state of affairs.

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023

Mechasaurus

A large, domineering, overly complicated, frightening, mechanical Monster truck, dinosuar beast, machine dragon.

"Holy Mechasaurus! Return the innocence!"

"The flames of Mechasaurus won't have us tonight if I can help it" - Captain Paint

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Fag pride

Feeling prideful for being faggy.

fag pride fills me with an intense desire to explode on the scene!

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023

Zung

A state of being.

One's Zung We're all Zung

by Swiftyoldboy January 22, 2023