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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Bunny Hand

When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.
Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand
by five finger jimmy July 9, 2019
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.
I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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spinnin hands

To brawl, throw haymakers, swing violently,
Nigga fight game strong, he straight spinnin hands 💯💯💯
by Looongdickstyle69 March 1, 2017
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Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.
I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
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Hand sesh

by Pika pika March 1, 2019
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