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The Friend-Zone

when a guy who is attracted to a girl spends too much time with her. This leads to the girl thinking that they are just friends, or in some extreme scenarios that he is a homosexual. The boy will usually keep spending time with her even after being repeatedly told by his friends to give up on her and move on. Pro Friend-Zoners can complete these actions with every girl they will ever come in contact with.

NOTE: not to be confused with Facebook "friending", which does not share any of the same consequences.
Jack: Yo, Ryan has gotten completely in The Friend-Zone with Daniella.

Andrew: For sure, she definitely thinks he a queer.
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ugly friend 

A girl who gets jealous of the attention her friend recieves because her friend is prettier and has men give her whatever she wants.

The ugly friend is usually someone who men don't give a damn about. She is usually used for one night, also known as a "bust down" or grenade and men don't even think she's worth a kfc dinner let alone anything else.

The "ugly friend" gets jealous of the prettier girl who gets whatever her heart desires.

This leads to the ugly poor friend lashing out when she realizes what a failure her life is and how she can't attract a decent man like her prettier friend has.

She looks at her life in comparison with her Prettier friend and gets angry.

She realizes she dosen't have the brains, the beauty or the class to ever have anything of worth in life and goes crazy.
Damn, make that ugly friend stop hating.
ugly friend by 939333 March 30, 2009

little friend 

Tony Montana's big ass grenade launching M-60.
Say hello to my little friend!!!!!
little friend by Seth L. February 28, 2004
A friend is something not many people have.
Kyle is so lucky he has FREINDS.
Freinds by Uunlucky May 16, 2018

Mercy Friend 

Loser with whom you're friendly only because it is the charitable thing to do. Not a real friend. Secretly wish you weren't. In contrast to you, more brutal and decisive people don't have them on principle. Can be a significant risk for embarassment; the relationship is often secretive. Often, a Mercy Friend will be a blackbody.

synonym: Charity Case

coined 1978 by Jaime regarding John H.
A: Why you hanging out with that dweeb John?
B: He's just a Mercy Friend.
Mercy Friend by JaimeG July 22, 2007

Perspective Friend 

The revolting person attractive girls allow in their group to put themselves in a better perspective. The D.U.F.F.
Hey dude, you hook into the perspective friend then introduce me to the hot one.

YouTube Best Friend 

A YouTube Best Friend is a common YouTube user that you share interests with ie. Movies, Music, Humor. Your YouTube Best Friend often shares videos with you, puts clever comments on your videos, or sends a friend invite or vice versa. Your YouTube Best Friend and you don't usually know eachothers first names and exclusively "know eachother" through YouTube.
Patrice: Who'd you get a personal message from on YouTube? That's weird.

Dole: Oh it's probably from famguyfan666. We send eachother funny-ass family guy clips.

Patrice: Oh is he like your YouTube Best Friend?

Dole: Totally.