Nannadick 

A slow decrepit female dick.

Old Female that drives or walks unnecessarily slow, causing a disruption to flow of traffic (either pedestrian or vehicle)

Word Originated in Sydney 2011 by S.Fog.

Old lady driving in front of your vehicle driving incredibly slow, it would be appropriate to scream at driver "Come on Nannadick!!" as in move it or lose it.

Nannadick by Danniibee1985 January 16, 2012

Nate Silveritis 

Constantly checking statistician Nate Silver's 538 blog on the state of the U.S. presidential race, to see which candidate appears to have the advantage at any given moment.

"You've got to stop checking that site every five minutes. You've got Nate Silveritis."

Nate Silveritis by NYC6671 October 29, 2012

Nacho Punch 

A super secret mega fist punch that if used correctly can knock out your opponent in one swing. Legend has it the technique was developed deep in the Andres Mountains for protection against the cryptid animal, the chupacabra

This dude stepped to me so I Nacho Punched him straight to the dome.

Nacho Punch by Carson Daly's Dad September 12, 2013

Nanny Jo Hole 

A human rectum, also known as the anus.

Her Nanny Jo Hole will never be the same again after last night.

Nanny Jo Hole by devlinthedude July 18, 2014

natural child 

A child born to unmarried parents, the most neutral way of describing a child as illegitimate or a bastard.

"Natural child" sounds much better than "love child"; George Carlin put it, "I have a love child who sends me hate mail."

"Bastard" is too loaded and "love child" sounds silly, since the "love child" is often the unintended result of one-night stands where love hardly features.

At least "natural child" is accurate without any silly, infantile euphemisms or insulting connotations.

natural child by Lorelili July 22, 2014

Name Arbiters 

These goddamn motherfuckers who write gross generalizations on Urban Dictionary about what certain names, generalizing the personality traits of the people given those names at birth.

Name Arbiters- As If they speak for all Andrew's and John's and Alex's and etc. Who made them the fucking arbiters of name-meaning? Why am I wasting my time writing this stupid bullshit when i could be looking at my gay-midget-incestual-bestiality- snuff films shot in Siberia by the russian mafia?

Name Arbiters by Fapoleon Bonerpart April 7, 2015

nasal tissue 

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.

Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!

nasal tissue by Telephony August 26, 2015