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Bottle Fart 

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.
*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"
Bottle Fart by Austin H. June 17, 2008
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Smoto-Fart 

(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.

Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...
St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.
Smoto-Fart by kiwikeys August 18, 2010

chocolate fart 

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.
Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.
chocolate fart by deepspace10 December 4, 2010

Blame Fart 

(verb)

This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.

Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!

Jen: That is putrid!

Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.

Jack: I'll say, wow.

Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.

Josh: *face reddens*
Blame Fart by pi@noguy December 8, 2010

Homo Fart 

The sound one makes with his or her mouth while pretending to do martial-arts moves, sword attacks or anything requiring a "fast movement" sound.
My kids annoy the shit out me with constant homo farts for atleast an hour after an episode of Power Rangers.
Homo Fart by Jean Kellie November 8, 2011

Dick fart 

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick
That women was a huge dick fart
Dick fart by Nickswallows July 6, 2016