Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
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Jack: How about that sun, huh?
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by boshlover69 July 4, 2016
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The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes
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by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016
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by tinydicktinyhand May 5, 2016
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Him: want to hook up tonight?
Her: sure, shall we grab a drink first?
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by Sweetlikechocolate May 5, 2018
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See: Whisky Dick
See: Whisky Dick
Dude you gonna go to the party tonight and fuck some beef hole?
No, I can't. I have a bad case of aderol dick, my cock looks like an eskimo.
No, I can't. I have a bad case of aderol dick, my cock looks like an eskimo.
by TitSlappa September 18, 2012
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A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.
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A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.
I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...
Nathaniel swung around with the intention of waving his genitals around, but instead gave Linda a Roundhouse Dick to the face.
by NorwegianWood October 31, 2011
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