When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

dick waving competition by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018

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dick jasmine

(adj.)

-A wretched burning at the tip.
-A way of describing an individual as mildly retarded.
-A general association of French-Canadian Euro trash.
-Literally, the worst

Did you see that guy, he was suffering from some mad dick jasmine.

dick jasmine by FrostedTips918 January 27, 2019

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dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

dick petty by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

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dick manwhore butthead

Thomas

“Thomas is a dick manwhore butthead”

dick manwhore butthead by T-hater123 April 9, 2019

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