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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019
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dick jasmine

(adj.)

-A wretched burning at the tip.
-A way of describing an individual as mildly retarded.
-A general association of French-Canadian Euro trash.
-Literally, the worst
Did you see that guy, he was suffering from some mad dick jasmine.
by FrostedTips918 January 27, 2019
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