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Double Plumper 

It’s what happens to your penis when you hold back two cum shots that it causes your penis to swell.
Well... I wanted to bust a fat nut, but it was no nut November, so I received a double plumper.
Double Plumper by Boof Moof October 9, 2019

Double Blind Placebo 

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
Double Blind Placebo by kimmytee October 12, 2019

Double Dutch Dick 

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.
Double Dutch Dick by Shmavery October 13, 2019

double chin deepthroater 

When a person's neck and jawline is completely sagging from deepthroating a cock. Usually found on pedophiles as they carry too much weight promoting pedophilia, as nobody wants to have sex with an obese partner. Straight men usually get one. They obviously suck cock in secret (as their sagging jawline indicates).
Holy crap, that pedophile with a double chin deepthroater neck has the nerve to care about posture. How could posture be more important than weight.

Double standard 

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.
The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.
Double standard by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double bazza

When you have 2 Mount Everest lines to kick your night off
Let’s do a double bazza
Double bazza by Yolomones October 23, 2019