The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

The Cat Tester by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Gimme Cat 

Someone who wants something from you everyday.

Gimme cats are seen virtually every street corner.

Monday:

Eric: Gimme some money!

Joe: No way, man. You've got too much.

Tuesday:

Eric: Can I have some money.

Joe: No! Damn, you are such a Gimme Cat.

Gimme Cat by thecatisouttathebag April 13, 2011

crazy cat woman 

a woman whom has many cats and denyies it and then they die in her closet and she cant find them...she is also overweight...she eats her cats on her sleep

hey did you see that crazy cat woman munching on her cats the other day?
sure did

crazy cat woman by Voldemort101dick December 15, 2012

The office "LOL Cat" 

The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."

Person 1: Dammit, not again!

Person 2: What's wrong man?

Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.

The office "LOL Cat" by Jeff the bear March 9, 2010

Feed the cat 

When you allow your person to treat you like Shit to get closer to the cat.

Feed the cat

Feed the cat by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2020

drink blood from the face of your cat 

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.

If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!

drink blood from the face of your cat by CuntHunterGinger May 20, 2011

i'll kill that cat 

ill stab that cat,

i'll kill that cat (or cool bastard)g,g,g,g,g,,

i'll kill that cat by mc flo September 24, 2006