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Sheeple-Jack

A person who prefers subservience or even slavery to freedom and self-determination. A pejorative term for a British person who voted to remain in the European Union, although may be applied to anyone with the same inclinations toward subservience.
His friends could not understand why he followed the other sheeple-jacks and voted to remain under the ever increasing control of Brussels.
Sheeple-Jack by Gio Marron June 24, 2016

king jack 

when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet
Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom
king jack by didjitmachines June 25, 2004

New Jack Swing 

A term originating in the 80's to refer to a music genre which featured elements of Hip-Hop, R&B and pop. Groups such as Bell Biv Devoe, Guy, Heavy D, and New Edition are all from this era.
"Isn't Every Little Step by Bobby Brown a New Jack Swing type of song?"
New Jack Swing by RO16 May 5, 2015

Stinky Jack 

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.
1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween

2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible
Stinky Jack by Dino Susan October 31, 2009

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

Laughing Jack 

A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the inards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discoveres the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.
Boy: Papa, is Laughing Jack real?
Father: Laughing Jack is a child's story for cowards.