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Touching something directly after ejaculating on one's hand, in order to make someone elses object nasty.
He nastygrabbed my doorknob while i was sleeping, and I woke up to a sticky surprise
nastygrab by The Meez November 28, 2006
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nagiography 

a biography of one's mother-in-law
That's my mother-in-law. I can tell you her whole nagiography.
naryar is a combination of 2 words...nar meaning no, and yar meaning yes....making naryar the universal answer.
Fried:"did you fuck my wife?"
You:"Naryar!"
Friend:"oh...we're cool then."
naryar by skudvayne July 12, 2007

nations cap 

Chocolate City moe. Washington DC, home of go-go, mambo sauce, greatest president to ever be in office "Obama", high crime rates, mayors on crack and under rated for its size. Everyone be rockin New Balances, Nike Boots, dreads and northface.

Best place on earth soufeast all day.
Person#1: I went to the nations cap to gain knowledge on its history and i ended up losin my watch,car,wallet, and my wife to a black man.

Person#2: damn thats shitty, atleast you were lucky enough to make it out alive.
nations cap by BAIT. January 20, 2009

Narcotics Dial 

A step up from drunk dialing ... a narcotics dial is when you've just been released from the hospital and are experiencing excruciating pain and nausea despite the (Percocet, Delaudin, other narcotic) you received, and dial your ex while you're out of your mind and leave an incomprehensible, nonsensical message or worse yet, you actually speak to him or her and have no idea what you actually said.
After I was released from the hospital for kidney stones, in a Delaudin haze, I actually thought it would be comforting to talk to my ex, so I Narcotics Dialed him and left a rambling message. I'm not surprised that he didn't call me back.
Narcotics Dial by Missy Lou March 4, 2009

nail karma 

The act of looking for and picking up nails, screws, and other sharp objects when walking near or on streets and alleys, so as to help prevent oneself and others from getting flat tires. For best results, track your progress by keeping all found nails, screws, etc. in a jar.
I used to get a lot of flat tires until I discovered nail karma. I have two jars full of nails I've found!
nail karma by tomhartung September 21, 2009