woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

slaughter your daughter

When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.

*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"

by TwistedTaffy June 15, 2017

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Quite possibly THE best show on television.

Curb your enthusiasm and Arrested Developement > Malcolm in the Middle > Adult Swim > The OC > Degrassi > Oprah > American Idol > 7th Heaven > My home videos


I have really got to stop watching television...

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

dropping your guard

When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too

Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.

by Guardropping rick August 9, 2018

Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008

Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018

Nest on your Chest

When a man has an abnormal amount of chest hair.

Dude, Evan, You've got a nest on your chest

by Dillcy February 24, 2010