Definitions by Lawman
doucheoftheyear
someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."
doucheoftheyear by LAWMAN November 18, 2004
woof your cookies
As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.
woof your cookies by Lawman October 17, 2003