Shizzle on my nizzle

Translates to "Slob on my knob".
Refers to oral sex

Shizzle on my nizzle

by Warren November 14, 2003

shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.

"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"

by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009

Weasel in my meatsafe

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

duck my sick

Means suck my d*ck. Say this to any idiot who pisses you off and wont get it because they lack common sense!!

Haha u da dumb huh

duck my sick, bich

by leschoristes354 September 15, 2010

Piss on my Fireworks

See also; piss on my bonfire, rain on my parade

The act or art of ruining someone's moment of glory, self-confidence or happiness, usually by putting them down, or showing your superiority over them.

Bob: "Wow, I finished in 2:34!"
Jim: "I finished in 1:47, bitch."
Bob: "Dude, way to piss on my fireworks..."
or;
John: "Yes! I just got to level 4!"
Pete: "Hah! I've finished the game, arseface!"
John: "Ouch, why do you always have to piss on my fireworks..."

by Ghoul1432 January 27, 2009

Flickin' my bean

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.

"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"

by Kalos February 18, 2009

Cutting my grass

When a person, whether they're your friend or not, tunes or tries to chat up the person you're trying to tune or chat up and steal them from you.

Dude, stop talking to Katie, you're cutting my grass!

haha, I've been talking to Jack a lot recently, I'm so cutting Jen's grass.

by jfd ksm October 30, 2011