Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021

Zooped

Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.

Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.

Timmy is zooped.

by TDot Gyal November 9, 2021

zohed

Can probably not bag his friends sister

zohed will probably live out his old days alone

by Purabishot November 22, 2021

zohed

Can probably not bag his friends sister

Zohed will live out his old days alone

by Purabishot November 22, 2021

zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world

We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted

by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022

Zoeda

Money in weight rather than cash or card
Truly a baller word.

!I have so much zoeda its crazy

by Hyperacles January 5, 2022