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Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park
Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"
by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011
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Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
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squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.
by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011
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squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
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bussy squirrel

A bussy squirrel is a classification of a person. Typically a person with brown hair and brown eyes and Mannerisms of a squirrel or rodent. A person cannot chose to be or not be a bussy squirrel they are simply born that way. It has nothing to do with bussys or squirrels, the word combination describes these kind of people. There is nothing wrong with being a bussy squirrel it’s just what they are.
by Dixie norm us October 16, 2021
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Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator
The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)
by El Craigo April 15, 2008
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 29, 2014
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