weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.

Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though

by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023

Wavedash

In Celeste (Not SSMB), a wavedash is a down-diagonal dash into the ground followed by a jump. If performed correctly, it should give you 325 pixels/second horizontal speed and 52.5 px/sec vertical speed. As one of the simplest speedtechs in Celeste, mastering it is essential to getting started in many modded maps, and especially Farewell. Some variants include hyperdashing, superdashing (not to be confused with the Superdash 'Variant'), demohypers. They can also be reversed and extended

"Looks like a reverse wavedash into bumper boost to me!"
"reverse wavedash>ultra>reverse auto super>reverse wavedash while inside the circle>right down diagonal while inside the lower circle"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

weave

(n., extended sense)
The tangled pattern of a person’s background – culture, age, gender, beliefs, class and experience taken together – without reducing them to any one label.

“Sitting under a tree by a creek feels the same for all of us, whatever our weave.”

by CamEllis February 24, 2026

Weaver

A weaver is when someone forgets to tie down their boat and looses in on the highway

And example of how to use this word is when someone is knowingly negligent and is bound to fail at a simple task. You would then say “wow, you really pulled a weaver”

by 8” August 12, 2025

Weave the Cheese

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Weave the cheese.

by SmolCabbages November 1, 2025

death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change

Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.

by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005