Pop Goes the Weasel 

Historically a childhood game with a catchy little tune but the more au courant reference is to the band of gutless and treasonous weasels in the Trump Administration who are getting popped by their own greed, one by one.

Every night as I’m watching the news I can hear the familiar “Pop Goes the Weasel“ tune playing in my mental background.

Pop Goes the Weasel by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

spunk weasel 

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

spunk weasel by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008

ass weasel 

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.

Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.

ass weasel by that'sariot March 12, 2009

Pickle Weasel 

1) A word of complete randomness shouted as if to endanger public safety. Ex. Instead of 'FIRE' shout 'PICKLE WEASEL'

2) When one is confused, pickle weasel is a term used as substitution for an answer to a question given by a teacher, instructor or professor.

1)*randomly shouts* PICKLE WEASEL


2) Mr. Hohlt: Jenna, what is the answer to number two?

Jenna: Uhh..uhh..uh..*drool* PICKLE WEASEL *slobber*

Pickle Weasel by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

cheese weasel 

One who removes the cheese and/or toppings of another person's pizza.

Get your mitts off my pizza, you cheese weasel.

cheese weasel by SabreFreek July 22, 2010

weed weasel 

one who never has weed and always epects others to pack and when they do get a bag you never see them till its gone

No marty you can't have a bong hit you weed weasel .

weed weasel by cheeba monkey February 19, 2008

Cheese Weasel Day 

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

Cheese Weasel Day by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009