frothy walrus

A sexual position in which a man first performs anal sex on his female counterpart. The female then proceeds to give the man a blow job and when the man is ready to ejaculate he sticks his penis really deep in the woman's throat so that when he ejaculates a frothy brownish white mixture flows out each nostril of the woman's nose making two "tusks". Hence the name "frothy walrus".

Derek: Dude did you hear what Jimbo did with his gal last night?

Hank: Nah man what did he do?

Derek: He did the frothy walrus!

by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 22, 2004

balls on the walls

A better and more efficient way or say both "I swear to god" and "By the way" Basically it's a super phrase here to kick a** and take names.

Suzie: Babeeeeee take out the trasshhhhhh!
"Babe": Balls on the walls Suzie I'm five seconds away from leaving you for your hotter sister.

Chuck: Dude! Balls on the walls your shoes are fabulous.
"Dude": Because you said it like that it made me secure with my choice to be your friend and I now feel like I am overall a better person for being in your presence. I love you.

by Lindseythinksthiswillspread August 1, 2011

Walrus

A Walrus is a strange creature, it lives in the state of Maine in the US. The Walrus kind (Plural is Walri) are somewhat short, have freckles, contain fair amounts of blubber, and wear black hoodies. Always. Their black hoodies act as Walrus Armor, and protect them from everything but Walrus Powder, which can only be formed using a secret formula involving eraser shavings. Walrus Powder is the only known way to defeat a walrus.

Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.

Did you see that walrus? You can can distinguish it from a human by its freckles, black armor, and blubber!

by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

Walrus Face

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.

Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?

by Fat Girl Hunter January 14, 2010

Walrus Porn

When two or more large black women "go at it in bed" or have sex on camera and post it online for an audience to watch.

Person 1: "Dude I just watched some hot walrus porn."

Person 2: "That's pretty messed up, man."

by Raskeet Onyamum aka Royden January 2, 2014

wallist

A person; corporation; or any other human entity that believes a human built wall will project them from an imaginary enemy brought upon by xenophobia.

The wallist at work voted for President Trump because he wants America to build a wall on the Mexico-America boarder.
I fired the wallist.
Everyone is invited to the party, except wallists.

by Perlins September 14, 2017