3 definitions by neveragainfool
A Walrus is a strange creature, it lives in the state of Maine in the US. The Walrus kind (Plural is Walri) are somewhat short, have freckles, contain fair amounts of blubber, and wear black hoodies. Always. Their black hoodies act as Walrus Armor, and protect them from everything but Walrus Powder, which can only be formed using a secret formula involving eraser shavings. Walrus Powder is the only known way to defeat a walrus.
Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.
Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.
Did you see that walrus? You can can distinguish it from a human by its freckles, black armor, and blubber!
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
A fake black person. They pretend to be gangster, and might be, but since they are white, if they say nigga they are a nignog.
Sage(white) "Did you hear about when mah nigga Ethan(white) smoked the whole 14 grams in one go?!"
other person; you're both fuckin nignogs fool.
other person; you're both fuckin nignogs fool.
by neveragainfool June 9, 2014