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Twitter language

The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang
Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
by SuperGoat636 April 7, 2021
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Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter
James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
by Coostis April 17, 2011
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twitter feminist

A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.
You are blocked from following @ Twitter Feminist and viewing @ Twitter Feminist's tweets.
by Gyra December 11, 2016
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twitters bitches

twitter is one of the richest companies in the world and can easily afford to hire staff to find inappropriate accounts to report and suspend but why bother when there is plenty of slacktivists that will do the job for free.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
by AnonDoxy July 28, 2017
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twitter for andriod

jackfilms who posts screenshots of him tweeting "twitter for andriod" until december of 2019
"twitter for andriod"
bro stop quoting jackfilms
by john swan has a hot asf voice February 25, 2019
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Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.
138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb
by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011
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Football Twitter

A section of Twitter where people discuss football. Hates Americans and people who call football “soccer”. Strongly anti-trans people. Speaks roadman in conversations. Big accounts include: @TheSaltIsHere, @CFC_Mod, @OzilThings, @Vintage_Utd and @UTDTrey.
“Yeah Football Twitter was mad today uno, these manz was giving out Ozil slander so @OzilThings ratio’d dem but man like @UTDTrey came in and started givin out Ozil abuse.”
by PøgbaSeniorPassTheSalt March 5, 2021
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