The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.
Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
by RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! June 07, 2009
by john swan has a hot asf voice February 26, 2019
A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.
by Gyra December 11, 2016
James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?
Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
by Coostis March 31, 2011
People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.
138 Following 8,539 Followers
yet you have never heard of the person.
have a team for themselves.
John Smith. #teamjohnsmith
all indications of a twitter celeb
yet you have never heard of the person.
have a team for themselves.
John Smith. #teamjohnsmith
all indications of a twitter celeb
by Teddy Francis August 20, 2011
twitter is one of the richest companies in the world and can easily afford to hire staff to find inappropriate accounts to report and suspend but why bother when there is plenty of slacktivists that will do the job for free.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
by AnonDoxy July 28, 2017
A section of Twitter where people discuss football. Hates Americans and people who call football “soccer”. Strongly anti-trans people. Speaks roadman in conversations. Big accounts include: @TheSaltIsHere, @CFC_Mod, @OzilThings, @Vintage_Utd and @UTDTrey.
“Yeah Football Twitter was mad today uno, these manz was giving out Ozil slander so @OzilThings ratio’d dem but man like @UTDTrey came in and started givin out Ozil abuse.”
by PøgbaSeniorPassTheSalt March 05, 2021