Treesb

1. To fuck up in an irreversible way, usually causing injury to yourself or others.

2. To gets a girl preggers and be forced into marrying her

3. To accidentally kill oneself

Jane: "Yo did you hear what happened to Ben?"
Jason: "No! What?"
Jane: "He got tanked and tried to go do a jump on his snowboard!"
Jason: "Is he OK?"
Jane: "Hell no! He's totally treesbed himself! He's a paraplegic!"

by Jermona J October 22, 2008

tweetsie

Twitter theme; Twitter background; Plural: tweetsies

What's your Tweetsie?

by Tweetsies May 10, 2009

tweetster

a tweeter gangster,a person who starts arguments using tweets on tweeter. may also threat a person. or want a physical fight.

a tweetster was all up on my grill.

by daddydase September 8, 2009

tweetsturbate

You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.

Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?

So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!

by kellybex January 21, 2011

Trees on deck

Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.

Hmu, i got trees on deck

by Brooklyn1256 May 31, 2017

Treesh

A bitch that fucks with mad heads

Person one: hey look thats alexia

Person two: yea shes a treesh lets go before she gives us bed bugs

by Someone😝 October 13, 2019

cocoa treats

the act of eating shit off of someone's muddy stick

i gave it to lynette in the ass the other night and she gave me a muddy stick so i made her eat the cocoa treats

by john cuddler December 11, 2004