yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

yogurt dip

An initiation of sorts, could be used in a frat or similar all male club. Current members ejaculate into a popsicle mold until it is full. The mold is then frozen into a “yogurt pop” .Then the new potential member must either choose to eat it in front of everyone, or take the yogurt dip and have the popsicle inserted into his ass and wait for it to melt.

John: “So what’d you have to do to get into that new frat?”
Jake: “I had to take a yogurt dip”

by AlohaSnackbar9504 June 1, 2018

strawberry yogurt

a mixture of female ejaculate and menstrual blood

man , she gave me some strawberry yogurt last night

by anonymous June 21, 2025

yogurt bubbles

Bubbles made of yogurt

Wow! Look at those cool yogurt bubbles!

by Yogurt Bubbles April 15, 2017

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

yogurt

1. White, sticky fluid that is fermented from milk.
2. The sperm shot out after you masturbated.

1. I like to add fruits to yogurt to make my milkshake.
2. I see yogurt on your pants. Did you masturbate?

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

Yogurt Head

Someone who is really enthusiastic about yogurt

Paul is always talking about Chobani yogurt, he's a total yogurt head

by gucciromaine July 18, 2024