before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
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Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
by Richard Ballz September 03, 2012
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Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
by moyce September 03, 2017
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Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
by D8431 August 24, 2016
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Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
by Professor Rosseforp March 11, 2021
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Bobby Tables

DROP TABLE (
SELECT table_name
FROM information_schema.`TABLES`
WHERE table_schema = 'myDatabase' AND table_name LIKE BINARY 'del%');
XKCD Comic # 327
Sanitize your DB Inputs Bobby Tables Comic
by Fritzwastaken September 03, 2022
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wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.
Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.
by ingrain99 May 16, 2016
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