by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010
Get the toss the turtlemug. When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
by currybomb July 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Headmug. The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.
by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011
Get the Turtle Walkmug. by Blake0815 May 25, 2007
Get the turtle headmug. A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.
New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.
We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.
New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.
We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.
by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009
Get the Turtle Clubmug. by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007
Get the Snapping Turtlemug. When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.
by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005
Get the turtle jackingmug.