pinky test

A technique used to gauge the width of another one's gluteas maximus. By putting the tips of ones thumbs together (palms down) and extending both pinkies one can now determine if the ass they are eyeing can fit between the pinkies.

Travis, check out the ass on that swilly. Buy me a beer... I am going to go administer the pinky test.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

test-tickle

This is what you give your girlfriend or wife in order to find out if she's ticklish.

"Hey Joe! How do you find out of a girl is ticklish or not?"
"Give her a test-tickle"
"Ha, ha, ha, haaaa"
"ha, ha, ho, haaaaa, hooooo, ha"
"ha, ha, ha,ha"
"ha, ha"
"ha.......ha"
"......"

by fatngassy December 27, 2008

Animal Testing

The pointless murder of innocent animals in the name of science. Not only are helpess animals killed and wasted so is a huge amount of money that could be put to better use. Groups like the A.L.F, E.L.F and PETA fight strongly against Animal Testing aswell as other animal rights issues.

"Animal testing is scientific fraud"

"Fuck the white coats"

by D.E March 17, 2004

animal testing

If it came down to my baby sister and a million fluffy kittens I'd kick every helpless cat into a wall so I thought I was for animal testing... untill I researched it for a research/arguementation paper in my college course. The more cost-efficient and accurate way to test for medical advancements is in-vita (in tube cell studies) from humans, animals and even plants. For example, jack beans can be used to mimic the cornea and test for eye irritants. It's called an Eytex. Pumpkins can be used in Skintex's to imitate human skin. Not onyl that, but animals react so differently than humans that about 5% of tried and true animal tests murder thousands of people once put on shelves. Basically, if you think you're pro-animal testing then you're uneducated. Forget moral desicions and human life vs. animal life. Animal-testing kills more people than it helps. Why do it then right? The businesses make HUGE amounts of money from grants and the sale of test animals.

Educated about animal testing.

by Devon L. P. May 11, 2007

AIMS Test

Acronym: Arizona's Instrument of Measuring Student Stupidity.
Definition: A test that in no way tests the ability of its students' brian-power or smartness.
See also: You're a tool.

I now feel like a tool for taking the aims test.

by T-Man November 4, 2003