teejay'in

When an ark player named TJ comes up to you and tries to take you from behind with the deep dickin.

I was mining some metal on the frozen tooth, when all of a sudden I saw a random player , decided to sneak up on him and started Teejay'in him.

by HOSMERD November 25, 2016

teenage rules

Fucked and boring.

Drown the youth with useless warnings, teenage rules they're fucked and boring. -blink 182

by Betterthanjosie June 15, 2017

Teedogg

Teedogg.the Greatest most loyalist girl you'll probably ever meet.if you have the pleasure of meeting teedogg think your self lucky. Shele not only have your back for life shelve love you like one of her own .clever as the devilbut twice as pretty outstandingly cute

Wow I could. Use a teedogg right now .. That would not of happend if teedoog was here.

by Skinblista1 November 3, 2017

Teenager

Teenagers are people who are treated like 5 years olds, and expected to act like adults. Most teenagers are not aloud to do anything to want to do because there not old enough or aren’t trusted enough yet when it comes do doing something that they are made to do they are expected to know everything and act like the most knowledgeable people in the fucking world.

Carla: hey mum this guy at school asked me on a date can I go
Mum: no, I don’t know him, his parents, his face, if he’s gonna keep his dick in his pants
Carla: I can give you all the information, then can you let me go
Mum: no your not old enough
Carla: I’m fucking 16!!!! A teenager!!!

Mum: have you gotten a job yet
Carla: Yes I’m starting at macca’s on Monday

Mum: oh wow macca’s, and are you working on anything else or are you just gonna stay working at macca’s, I expected you to get a good job now and then get a well paying life living job when you’ve finished school but NO, macca’s!!!!!
Carla: but I’m only 16 what we’ll payin job can I get?
Mum: I don’t know your basically an adult figure it out yourself stop acting like a child
Carla: I think I may fucking runaway

Fucking hate being a teenager

by Miss Misunderstood May 10, 2018

teeannon

Teeannon is a name for those who are extreamly intelligent, but has little or no common sense. They often say things they already know the answer too. However, they are trouble free and don’t like to cause arguments. If your called Teeannon you are a reliable, trustworthy, caring person.

My name is teeannon

by Urban dictionary company May 14, 2018

Teedle deedle

A small penis

Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.

by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018

teadab

The art of doing a dab, while also getting your balls sucked

Im gonna see if she'll let me teadab.

by trimeismine August 18, 2018