TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021

Technoblade

A famous minecraft youtuber who has 6.5 million subs on youtube. Known for being very good at Minecraft skywars, bedwars, Minecraft monday, and is one of the people on the Dream SMP.

Technoblade never dies!!!!

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

Techno-Attack

A random attack involving the Youtuber Technoblade, particularly targeting orphans

Time to find some orphans, TECHNO-ATTACK

by Jbtm360 April 3, 2021

technoblade

is a great warrior pig who make Minecraft videos

did you technoblade's video last night he is a very good fighter

by gold cat;) April 8, 2021

Technoanity

A religion to worship the greatness of our lord and saviour Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.

Steve: Are you coming to church with me?
Alex: Yes I am a faithful Christian.
Steve: No not sky daddy church
Alex: What church then

Steve: TECHNOBLADE church where we worship Technoblade!
Technoanity is a religion to Technoblade
Alex: Oh
Steve: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Alex: *dies*

by Cottagecorecoffin April 9, 2021

Technoblade

A pig who stabs orphans for fake internet points

Orphan A: This game is so fun!-
Technoblade: HELLOOOOOO (proceeds to stab to death)

by MvNobody March 3, 2021

Technoblade

Anarchy

i just want to slay the orphans and cause Anarchy

-Technoblade

by Fenixer12 March 9, 2021