the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
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"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"
by Derpa Derpa Derpa June 6, 2009
Get the Bindi Surprise mug.The result of eating too much of certain foods, like eggs or cabbage. This causes people to have very unpleasant farts, which smell like sulphur. They are usually very quiet, which doesn't give nearby victims a fair warning. However, since they make no sound, it's easy to let one rip in the middle of a crowd and blame it on somebody else. It's recommended you only unleash one in a large and ventilated area, since they can be rather deadly. They also sometimes linger in an area for up to 5 minutes. Use extreme caution when emitting a sulphur fart, unless you enjoy alienating anyone down-wind from you.
Guy1: "I woke up this morning with sulphur farts."
Guy2: "That's what you get for eating 15 deviled eggs."
"I went to the movies last night, and somebody had nasty sulphur farts. But it was too quiet, so I wasn't sure who was responsible."
Guy2: "That's what you get for eating 15 deviled eggs."
"I went to the movies last night, and somebody had nasty sulphur farts. But it was too quiet, so I wasn't sure who was responsible."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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by joemeez July 6, 2019
Get the Irish Surprise mug.Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!
by marshjt April 3, 2011
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