Stafuck

Means stop fucking or fucking around.

Billy stafuck jamie!!!

John stafuck and get back to work!

by Sexy&IKnowIt February 5, 2012

Staf

Abbreviation for a Staffordshite Bull Terrior

also abbreviated to Staffie

Look that hooded chav has a wildly out of control staf which he believes makes him look tough.

by skooling dumb fucks October 22, 2012

staffdy

An unusually large, hard, and rough penis. Mostly has the consistency of a wooden staff.

Girl 1: I broke up with Josh because he had a HUGE staffdy.

by GameboyAdv May 28, 2016

Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

staffan

He is Rasmus dad

Rasmus love staffan

by Big dick123 December 14, 2016

staffortude

The display of opinionated beliefs from a Staffordian which are fuelled by the attributes of parochial arrogance blended with pig-headed ignorance (i.e. someone from "Stafford" projecting an "attitude" = "staffortude"). People with a "staffortude" can't be told any different. Mainly because they've never left Stafford.

John: "I heard there has been evidence of poor care at your local hospital?"

Cheryl (hyperventilating) : "Yeah, well it's all lies and there's been a cover up which you don't know about, 'cuz you're not from Stafford. It was a data error, and all those people didn't die and now kids can't be born in Stafford anymore. And I was born in Stafford! And Julie Bailey closed the hospical down, and my nan died there and they were brilliant ..."

John: "Alright, alright. Calm down with the fucking staffortude."

by NickMcGay February 7, 2017

stafu

Listen to me..

Stafu you girl, I did not mean it that way

by opalopa March 13, 2017