Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.
Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.
Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.
Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.
Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.
Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.
by DirtyWebster February 04, 2010
An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
by Mpak July 06, 2009
Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 24, 2012
"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"
by lealea November 09, 2003
A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.
"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."
by Mandtastic December 29, 2013
a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.
Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
by squidguy June 18, 2011
The guy from Changed.
And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.
And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.
Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023