Squash Belly

A person who possesses a belly that resembles the figure of a squash, which is proportioned larger at the bottom portion of the upper body than the upper section.

"Damn Chris, your squash belly is really sticking out from the bottom of your shirt, have you been eating mcdonalds again?"

by Ienjoipie July 1, 2015

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

squashify

(adverb) - To shorten a sentence or story in an instance

Class, may you please read the whole book and squashify it into a summary to present?

by thewordadder101 May 29, 2016

squashfoot

A form of saying 'don't squish my foot'

"I don't need no squashfoot!"

by itsthatoneirrelevantperson1 December 6, 2016

Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.

Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.

by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017

Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.

That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.

by DAKKY March 27, 2017

Squash-Mouth

Drooling over somebody

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.

by SuzyQ1 May 29, 2017