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fart fumigation 

The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.
1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.

2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!

fumigating 

to fart in a tightly enclosed space while in the company of others who cannot easily leave
Carl was fumigating the car with his stench all the way to Jersey.
fumigating by Cynthia A. September 2, 2006

fumigated 

Sometimes I get really fumigated for the wrong reasons
fumigated by YuOfTheNight January 3, 2021

Krolov’s Fumigation technique 

A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously
Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.
Adherents of the Fumigater, typically play Rocket League or Fortnite. The Fumigater is a God, my God, and many other people's God. The Fumigator originated in Australia and the religion will be called 'Fumigation', a mass will be held in every Rocket League and Fortnite game. When you are playing you have will have to adhere to the Fumigater, and say his name for his luck to work. If you say Fumigater's name in vain, you will be punished. The Fumigater is a monotheistic religion meaning no other God's will be adhered to.
Sam: Aye boy's we're about to concede what do we do?
Ant: Say Fumigater trust me it will protect you and all your sins, you won't concede and you will score if you adhere to his name.
Brandy: Just don't say his name in vain, it will stuff you up if you do.

Sam: Man the Fumigater is the best God ever, i love him so much xoxoxo
Fumigater by BrandyBellz May 21, 2018

fumigated 

The things he said to me made me feel very fumigated.
fumigated by YuOfTheNight January 23, 2021