shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie November 10, 2008

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011

Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

by jackithepi December 20, 2015

owl shooting

A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.

That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.

Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.

by taschenmuschi May 25, 2011

splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

by Anon March 24, 2005